This just in, Google has too much time on its hands

I’d just like to say thank YOU very much Google, for making me think I had a horrible virus which was somehow turning the Google brand name into the strange and foreign-sounding word…Topeka.

Why do I fall for this crap every year?

I may just have to make Bing my new home page. You heard me right. Oh, just WATCH me!

*grumbles off*